Tag Archives: comedy
Donkeys: Ninjas of the Animal Kingdom
I reckon I’m going to get me a pet donkey. For one thing it’d be a really useful thing to have when you’ve just arrived back from the supermarket and have more carrier bags in the trunk of your car … Continue reading
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My Karaoke Shame
Being a cruel and evil bastard who loves nothing more than a good bit of schadenfreude (enjoyment taken from the misfortune of others), I must admit to enjoying the first few episodes of each series of Pop Idol/American Idol (or … Continue reading
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Marketing Is Bollocks – How to Blag a Job in Marketing (Part Two)
This is, sadly, the last part of my half-arsed attempt at writing my first book – the second part of how to get ino the field of marketing. I know, it’s pretty pathetic that I gave up after less than … Continue reading
Marketing Is Bollocks – How to Blag a Job in Marketing (Part One)
Finally you get to read a bit of the content from my half-arsed attempt at writing my first book, which didn’t even get as far as halfway through the first chapter before I completely lost interest in it. Hopefully my … Continue reading
Marketing Is Bollocks – (A Little Too) Foreward
Some more from my book that never was too be (becaue I was just too lazy to get more than halfway through the first chapter). This time it’s the Foreward. In most cases, I don’t know why people write them. … Continue reading
Marketing Is Bollocks – The Ego Has Landed
Another (small) piece from the book I started about marketing. After writing the blurb, I went straight on to write about my favorite subject – me. A decade ago, this wasn’t half as interesting following the madness that happened over the … Continue reading
Dolphins: Geeks of the Animal Kingdom
I’ve always wanted to punch a dolphin. This would be the only reason why I would want to learn to dive. However, I discovered that diving is really hard. I thought that you just strapped a gas bottle to your … Continue reading
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Talk Like A Pirate Day
Does anyone know where I can download a keygen for Adobe Acrobat Pro 9 from? That’s my sole contribution. I can see that the whole Talk Like A Pirate thing getting boring though if they hold it year after year. … Continue reading
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The British: We’re A Bit Bonkers Really
From the title of my blog alone, the majority of readers should instantly know that I am British – the word ‘bollocks’ being a quintessentially British word, which is why I like using it so much. While many Americans might … Continue reading
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Funny YouTube Clips (For Old Music Nerds)
It was only as a result of making the research for the ‘Music and Me’ series of postings that I have come to realize exactly how much stuff there really is on YouTube. I had absolutely no idea that there … Continue reading
